Wednesday, March 7, 2012

Come meet Corino & Dimension at MonsterMania THIS Saturday!!


Monster Mania Horror Convention
March 9-11
Crowne Plaza Hotel - Cherry Hill, NJ



This coming Saturday, come meet The King of Old School Steve Corino along with Philadelphia Horror Host, Rob Dimension - they are the XOCPodcast team!! They will have plenty of XOC merchandise on hand all weekend long (Dimension will be at the table all 3 days).


They will be podcasting events, thoughts and probably insulting each other at random times throughout Saturday at the table. This is a must hit Convention if you're a Horror fan! Stop by and say HEY!

To see the Guest list visit http://www.monstermania.net/


Monday, March 5, 2012

XOCPodcast #18 - Boots to Asses? Or Liar, Liar..notes on Arm?

XOC Podcast #18
"Boots to Asses? Or Liar, Liar...Notes on Arm?

The Extreme Odd Couple Podcasting duo of Steve Corino and Rob Dimension are back this week leading into their appearance at Monster Mania on March 10th, in Cherry Hill NJ - http://www.monstermania.net/ 


Topics-
  • Bullying and Social Anxiety
  • Dimension brags that Bowling has media coverage!!
  • Wrestling in Japan and becoming a Fan again
  • The Rob Dimension Theme song hits this week!
  • The Rock/Cena feud heats up - Did we get Schooled?
  • Dimension accuses Corino of being a Criminal
  • Corino tells "I almost Died"

All this and so much more!! This is another fun ride with you 2 favorite people..ok, maybe it's just Corino you like...but listen anyways! Follow them on Twitter at @RobDimension & @SteveCorino



New XOCPodcast T Shirts are NOW available - These are Limited!!

They are $15 plus shipping and look splendid!!

Visit http://www.xocpodcast.com/ and click the Merchandise link for details!!





Tuesday, February 28, 2012

Keys to Being Successful in Social Media

Keys to Being Successful in Social Media
by: Social Media Guru, Rob Dimension




In today's Social Media, between Facebook, Twitter, Tumblr and now even Klout (I have a 58 score, so I'm Influential...so listen up) it's hard to stand out, be accepted and more importantly, be heard. Never fear, as I, the Social Media Guru, Rob Dimension is here to help you gain more followers, attract more friends and not be a doucher.


Let's get things straight, Girls will always be successful online because guys are horny and have no real sense of reality. Things like photoshop, eyeliner and boobs helps their cause. As guys, we are grunts, we are slaves to our own penis. We lust women online, hoping for a follow, friend request or nip slip.


Let's get the terms NOT to use out of the way first:

Bro - for years, the term Bro was thought of as a friendly, brotherly term...well, as a Guru of the Social Media networks, I am here to tell you...it's awful. Being in the Professional Wrestling business, it's a term that is thrown around, from one to another to create this imaginary bond between each other. It does nothing. It doesn't make me like you, if anything, I makes me realize how shallow you are. I think of it as a condescending term...I loathe Bro. Do your friends, co-workers and anyone else that believes you are a smug asshole a favor...stop with the Bro. I have a fkn name..use it.


Hun - ugh...let me be the voice of reason - You will NOT get Laid calling a girl, Hun. Most Women, ok, maybe Women that have some dignity will think you're a tool for using the term Hun. If you are not 80 years old Grandmother who enjoys peanut brittle, you have NO business using the word. I have come to a conclusion, if you are a low life pervert who thinks he is above Women, this is the way you talk down to them. Have some self respect, if you use it...STOP..or if you're a female and a guy calls you that, stop them and remind them that you are not a cheap whore and they have 0 chance to get laid.


Welp - I jokingly "banned" this word on my highly intellectual podcast "The Extreme Odd Couple Podcast" found at http://www.xocpodcast.com/ but, in all sincerity I really meant it. Upon my investigation, it was supposed to shorten the word "well"...let's count letters...WELP is 4 and WELL is 4. In essence, I believe this word was handed down to as the 1st step to the downfall of mankind. Let's take a closer look; "Well, I really believe I like that shirt" does sound like you've made a decision and are sure about what you like. Now, "Welp, I really believe I like that shirt" sounds like you are 7 yrs old, live in Mayberry and possibly download kiddie porn.


Follows and Retweets!


Follows - Twitter is my social media of choice, as it makes life much easier. Facebook is clogged, glitchy and is the equivalent to what MySpace was with bands near their end. I hardly ever go on, unless someone posts on my wall, which I generally delete unless it's a compliment...(because I'm self absorbed, yet needy)

On Twitter, it's not uncommon for someone to ask "Can I get a follow?", which I usually respond with "No, but you can get a Block". While some think that's mean, I feel it's YOU, the begger, being a bit of a bully, making me feel less manly by feeling the need to give into peer pressure. Someone has to take a stand! I tend to look at my new followers (remember...I'm self absorbed) and see if they're legit, share interests and if they are Hot. Myself, I tend to follow my friends or people who I've met or even influences. Trust me, I'm no Mr. Popular but I'm content with what I have...I would be less depressed if I have 2,000 followers at the end of Feb, but I'm just being needy. Don't ask for Follows...don't be Dumb! #DUMB


Retweet - The 2nd laziest feature in Social Media...right after the "Like" button on Facebook. NEVER ask for a retweet...EVER. This throws up the red flag to all around you (unless of course, I ask for one) that you are a Turd. No one wants to be a copycat...the retweet, in the simplest form, is a blatant copy. I've been labeled a "Retweeting Whore" on occasions but I also torrent music, so my bed is made. I'm here to shed light on Social Media problems, not fix mine.


Retweet's can be fun, especially when you're offered a compliment. It allows your "friends" to see that you've fooled others. They obviously haven't read my guide or are new to Twitter. If you really want to make a statement, write a tweet..then let your friends decide if they want to retweet it. It's a new thing called Free Thinking. Hastag #RetweetWhore if your friend is guilty!



Hopefully this Guide helps your journey in Social Media Networking...Feel free to follow me @RobDimension on Twitter...don't forget to Retweet my funny shit and stop being a Doucher!

XOCPodcast #17 - Welp, Wrestle the Vote can not be Censored!!

XOCPodcast #17
Extreme Odd Couple
"Welp, Wrestle the Vote can not be Censored!!"



This week, The Extreme Odd Couple team (Steve Corino & Rob Dimension) discuss banning words, steroids, being guilty until proven innocent. Dimension tries to censor Corino and Corino flips. Dimension talks PBA Bowling tour...plus Corino introduces Wrestle the Vote and tons more this week.


For more information, visit http://www.xocpodcast.com/ & make sure to follow both @SteveCorino & @RobDimension on Twitter. Plus, for advertising rates and details email Dimension at RobDimension@msn.com





Sunday, February 26, 2012

Intensity prevails in the PBA US Open

Pete Weber Brings It to the US Open



If you listen to the #XOCPodcast (http://www.xocpodcast.com/) you know I have a long standing history with Bowling and even the Professional Bowlers Tour. From watching since I was a young lad, to even participating thru the 90's. It's a sport that takes concentration, skill and patience more than most can imagine. It's a sport that relies on your desire.



This week, being so close, plus knowing that the US Open is without a doubt, the toughest condition, the event peaked my interest. I decided to purchase the XtraFrame (http://www.xtraframe.tv/) subscription service to watch the qualifying, behind the scenes footage and get a real insiders look at the modern era of the tour. For $8 a month, it was the best money spent. Plenty of past tournaments, interviews and more that will satisfy bowling fans of all levels. As of right now, I have the itch to be a part of this sport again...on some level.




The US Open final qualifying round was Saturday night, featuring a field of 24 of the world's greatest bowlers. From the two-handed phenom Jason Belmonte, Missy Parkin, the first woman qualifier, Mike Fagan who really proving he will have longevity to my childhood hero and the most controversial bowler, Pete Weber.



Weber, son of the World Famous and class act, Dick Weber made such a strong charge by defeating opponents with the intensity he made famous. Sure, people can say "Weber's arrogant...", "Weber has no class"....let me just say...you are completely wrong. Sure he does the "crotch chop" that was made famous by Degeneration X on Monday Night Raw. Weber wears the sunglasses on Tv, he throws fists into the air and has the occasional outburst that sets him apart. Bowling is a sport that is often looked at as a joke...does it need some flash...YES. People need a reason to watch, the days of our Father's tour are over. Sports figures are often outspoken thus giving viewers a reason to watch. While we don't need characters, people want to see the story laid out...they want to cheer for a good guy...and boo a bad guy. This is why people watch.



Today, the story was set. Pete Weber was going for a record 5th time winning this very prestigious tournament, while in the meantime, the sub-storyline was Mike Fagan possibly winning 2 Majors in the same season (winning the Masters earlier this year). The Weber story, from the get go was there...watching on XtraFrame, the Storm Ball reps (think equipment mangers) were lining Pete up, making adjustments and getting him the BEST reaction possible. Weber ruled this telecast...and I as a fan, loved every minute of it.



For the PBA to attract an audience, it needs to shake things up. The XtraFrame interactive feature is awesome but it can be improved. What I enjoy the most about watching the qualifying rounds is the variety of competitors, seeing the veterans that don't make the telecast or even, like this week, having a chance to watch a 14 yr old compete and do something unbelievable. I will continue to support the PBA, I will help spread the word....in closing - "Hey PBA...call me, I can help"



Visit the PBA at http://www.pba.com/

Check out XtraFrame at http://www.xtraframe.tv/



Follow me on Twitter at www.twitter.com/RobDimension and visit my site at http://www.robdimension.com/













Wednesday, February 22, 2012

Hitching up to go Downwardly Mobile

Hitching Up to go Downwardly Mobile
Roseanne back to NBC


If you listen to the XOCPodcast (http://www.xocpodcast.com/) you will often hear me reference "the Connor's" from the Roseanne show. The popular sitcom that ran from 88-97 that documented a funny and clever look at a struggling family who had ups and downs. I grew to appreciate the show once I started a family of my own, realizing quickly that some of what was on screen was very real...the jokes made about bill collectors, taking chances and dealing with kids as they grow.


Roseanne Barr, The Domestic Goddess, started out as a stand up comic, who was never afraid to call it as she saw it. She has had success from her hit sitcom, that was both groundbreaking and controversal at times, to her Talk show, even to her own reality show, "Roseanne's Nuts". Well, it seem's the band is getting back together, as the ole' sayin' goes. John Goodman, who played Dan Connor will be partnering back up with Barr for a new show titled "Downwardly Mobile".


The show will have Barr star as the proprietor of a mobile home park who becomes a surrogate mother to its financially struggling residents. One can only assume that we will see a simialr style of humor seen in the popular Roseanne show. Since a majority of America is poor and struggling, this should help ease the tensions of everyone's money problems.



Sure, Roseanne has announced that she is running for President, which some will assume makes her "crazy"! What people may not know, Roseanne has written books (even children books), hosted events on Nickelodon and help break down standards for Women in the entertainment industry. Roseanne was notorious for hating Hollywood, for fighting the powers that be, for wanting control...I hope this lasts.


Selfishly, I also hope that Roseanne reaches out to Laurie Metcalf (who also has done some work on The Big Bang Theory), who played her sister Jackie on Roseanne. Plus, I wouldn't mind seeing Sara Gilbert, who played Darlene (also is on The Talk) back in a moody comedic role.....let's face it...this is going to be a lot of fun, I'm debating on buying a trailer and moving in!






Monday, February 20, 2012

XOCPodcast #16 On The Road - "We #DoubleStop for No One"

XOC Podcast #16
Special On The Road Edition
"We #DoubleStop for No One"



This is a very special edition of The Extreme Odd Couple as Steve Corino & Rob Dimension podcast from the road. Trapped in a car for more than 10 hours, the guys spill the beans on everything from Locker Room Etiquette, Jelly Beans, having to Pee for 3 states, NO Double stopping, Colbert conspiracy, Jeremy Lin, Corino's exposed problem, The Nasty Boys and the Radio scam.


Remember...what happens in Providence, Rhode Island, stays nowhere & gets told on the XOCPodcast.


Remember to follow @SteveCorino & @RobDimension on Twitter. For advertsing rates email RobDimension@msn.com and don't forget to subscribe to the show on iTunes.

Monday, February 13, 2012

XOC Podcast #15 - Chronic Reviewer Intervention

XOC Podcast #15
Chronic Reviewer Intervention
Extreme Odd Couple Podcast




Steve Corino and Rob Dimension discuss The Super Bowl and lack of great commercials. Corino decides it's time to have a Chronic Reviewer Intervention with Dimension about the constant reviews....we hear Dimension plans on reviewing this episode. Also, Dimension shares his views on Star Wars Episode 1 in 3D and if the Rock will reach the end of his Journey.



They discuss Reality TV, the idea of the National Guard being our Police Force and why crime is rampant in Philly. Dimension asks Corino "work out" advice that could be helpful to the listeners...all this and so much more.


Visit www.xocpodcast.com for more information, plus ask about advertising opportunities. Follow the guys on Twitter @SteveCorino and @RobDimension.





Friday, February 10, 2012

Phantom Menace in 3D - Was my mind blown or was Uncle George blowing smoke?

Episode 1 - The Phantom Menace 
Was my mind blown..or was Uncle George just blowing smoke..?



Now, we all know that The Phantom menace was a turd of a film in relation to the Star Wars universe, probably the worst of the 6. Darth Maul was marked as one of the most bad ass villains in Cinema history only to die a quick death with less than 10 minutes of screen time...yes, I know, very frustrating.


Without going into a review of the movie, because if you haven't already seen this...chances are you won't anyways. I would rather focus on the amazing 3-D effects that I would be looking forward too. Knowing how Lucas Arts is an innovator, knowing that good ole George would have something special up his sleeve for this, just to hook all of us nerds in for more merchandise and future releases...and knowing that my hopes are high as I've defended this release and looked forward too it...Uncle George wouldn't let me or the rest of us Lucas fanboys down...would he???


I went in with every intention of being in awe, with a complete open mind. Regardless of how bad Jake Lloyd was (even in High Def) I was going to enjoy the chills during the opening crawl and be wow'd like never before!! Well, I wasn't. Let me state this...the quality of picture was amazing. You could not ask for a better transfer to screen than what you get. Every detail sticks out, every background character has a face and we see everything with amazing depth. The 3-D effects just were lackluster.



Sure, I know that this wasn't "shot in 3-D" but come on Mr Lucas, you Sir, are on top of the world with Technology, you are cutting edge...you Sir are the creator and reason why movie magic is so epic. I was expecting to duck during the podrace scene, I was expecting to need oxygen during the space battles...I was expecting to be able to punch Jar Jar but in the end....I simply felt that I watched a Blu Ray version of the movie. It looks amazing, just not amazing 3-D.


My son, @BroccoliRob11, who wasn't born when this film came out, yet has seen this film at least 40 times was my theater pal for the day. When he was younger, he enjoyed Jar Jar, in fact...while everyone hates Bink, I noticed that the kids still laugh at him. I often have to step back and say to myself "I feel in love with Star Wars when I was 8yrs old. George Lucas doesn't make these for me, he makes them for the kids".




In closing, let me say this...I will continue to support George Lucas. I am a Star Wars junkie, I have been since 1977. I've seen every release in the theaters, I've even seen most opening night. I've shared this special Star Wars bond with my Wife, my kids, my friends and many, many strangers. I will always love Star Wars and I encourage people...if you love it, then love it, if not..that's cool too. It was great to take my son today, it's memory I will always cherish and I know he will too. And to George Lucas...Thank you for what you have given so many of us (even though you're a greedy, money hungry bitch)





Monday, February 6, 2012

XOC Podcast #14 - Is Nothing Sacred?

XOC Podcast #14
Extreme Odd Couple Podcast
Is Nothing Sacred??



Fresh from the Royal Rumble week, Steve Corino and Rob Dimension are mad at the Nationals...do we hear boycott? The guys give their opinions on Facebook going public, Energy Drinks (good or bad) and share a plan to make America thinner. 



Then, they do the unthinkable...they taint the thoughts of Disney Animated Leading Ladies....do they have no shame?? Plus, they talk WWE network and changing the lanscape of Wrestling.



All this and so much more, right here at http://www.xocpodcast.com/. Don't forget to subscribe on iTunes and follow the guys on Twitter @SteveCorino and @RobDimension. If you would like to advertise on the #XOCPodcast, simply email Dimension at RobDimension@msn.com with Advertising in the subject header.






Monday, January 30, 2012

XOC Podcast #13 - The Truth is in the Water

XOC Podcast #13
Extreme Odd Couple Podcast
"The Truth is in the Water"


Just when you thought it was safe...just when you thought there would be no more crazy theories or rants, Steve Corino drops a bombshell on Rob Dimension. Instead of looking up, go for a swim.



The guys introduce another new word into the English language, while they also murder it. Dimension explains how he gets another flat tire & why he is a broken man. Corino discusses his latest injury, the florida primary and how easy Baseball could be 365 days a year.


Plus, the popular "Who Would you Bang" returns and visits The Golden Girls..those poor ladies. All this and so much more...visit http://www.xocpodcast.com/ for more information and for how YOU can advertise with the XOC guys.





Wednesday, January 25, 2012

Dimension rebooks Nitro 2001 from XOC Podcast


As part of the "Re-booking of Nitro 2001" segment from the Extreme Odd Couple Podcast, this is my entry with the talent roster both, Steve Corino and I drafted. To listen to the segment, head to http://www.xocpodcast.com/ Episode #11.


Keep in mind, the scenario is - WCW has nothing left, ECW is about to shut down and the Independant talent was very strong. Corino and I are given the abilty to "raid" both rosters and we split via Nitro and Thunder. Corino has already released his Thunder. This would be the kick off show for Nitro.


Nitro


(Cold open) - Mike Tennay is in the ring, Welcomes everyone to the new Monday Night Nitro. While some things change, some things remain the same. On Tonight's show, WCW will crown a new Heavyweight Champion – the Championship board of directors has announced the two contenders are Diamond Dallas Page vs Booker T. That match will be tonights main event.




At this time, I would like to introduce a true Legend in WCW, a man who has a long history in this great sport. Terry Funk - Terry Funk comes out in a suit, saying how he’s happy to be home in WCW. He feels that the future is bright. This is where he belongs…He spent his last few years kissing ass up in New York but has also been helping some young, hungry hard working wrestlers in Philadelphia…that believed in their hearts that they had what it takes to become the best. (cut off)



(Cue Hennings music) Curt Henning with Mike Sanders

Curt Henning – saying that what Terry was doing in Philadelphia was far from wrestling…it was an embarrassment. Curt Henning made Professional Wrestling the perfect sport, while Terry Funk was on garbage duty. He then tells Terry…go back to the bingo hall…and retire…Funk calls Henning a Yellow Bellied Egg sucking dog….Mike Sanders sneak attacks Funk.


(Cue Music) “Man in a box” hits…here comes Tommy Dreamer running out …all 4 are fighting, Funk on Henning…but it separates into Sanders vs Dreamer…bell rings..we are underway.



Dreamer vs Sanders – (9 minutes) lots of brawling, back and forth..and weapons. Let Sanders establish he blongs and can hang with some extreme spots. Dreamer hits his “Dreamer-flow” (with the hopes that Raven would return sometime down the line) DDT, Ref counts, 1,2…Henning pulls ref out of the ring…back to 4 way brawl. Sanders and Dreamer are both bleeding…Funk pulls out a plastic bag…tries to put it over the head of Henning…Heels out of the ring…Dreamer and Funk in the ring…they hug.


Commercial break



Opening shot at someone’s legs (pans over to the duffle bag), with a duffle bag next to them…there is a mask on top. You hear, in a Mexican dialect “Time to return to my roots”…the hand grabs the mask…cut to ring.



(Camera on Announcers table) Big Sal E Graziano and Tennay are the broadcast team – Mike Tennay says that mask looks familiar. Big Sal says this music sounds familiar.



Southern Comfort vs. Whipwreck & tajiri w/ James Mitchell


(10 minutes)– Chris Hamrick & Tracy Smoothers are working their way down to the ring. Their opponents – Mikey Whipwreck vs Tajiri w/James Mitchell


Smoothers and Hamrick do chicken shit heel spots. Tajiri and Whipwreck are playing to the crowd. Hamrick does his through the 2nd rope spot. Tajiri hits the tarantula, hand spring back elbow, mist, Brainbuster on Hamrick.

Tajiri/Whipwreck over



Back stage, sit down interview with DDP – Page discusses what the WCW title would mean to him, very humble. Getting a late start, he loves WCW and would work hard for the people. Self high 5



Homicide vs Super crazy (6 mins)– this is early Homicide with brawling vs high flying Super crazy. Super Crazy over. After the match…Rey Mysterio (Now wearing Mask) music hits…Super Crazy is in the ring. Mysterio says he respects Super Crazy, next week…he would like to face him in a for an entry position in the Junior heavyweight championship fatal 4 way match in 3 weeks. Crazy accepts….Sal and Tennay say in 3 weeks..we will be crowning a new Junior Heavyweight, with a Fatal 4 way match….winner takes all



Lance Storm vs Christopher Daniels (20 minutes)– the announcers talk about how both are the future of this sport. Text book wrestling clinic. Back and forth match up. 20 minute draw. They say, next week…they want to go again…



Backstage sit down interview with Booker T – says, he is owed the title. He’s done his time…he has been champion before…he will be again.



The announcers say Next Week – Dreamer & Funk vs Henning & Sanders…no DQ….it will not be for the faint of heart. Big Sal says he was never a fan of Dreamer, maybe it's time for the fans to accept that Extreme is dead.



Tag Match (12 minutes)– York & Matthews vs. Shannon Moore & Shane Helms w/Jamie Noble – Moore & Helms are the heels. York & Matthews play to the crowd. Both teams are strong tag teams, utilizing tag team style moves. Helms distracts the ref, Knoble passes a chain to Moore…Moore over on York. Sal and Tennay talk about how young the tag team division is…but also how well they work well together.

Commercial



Main Event (18 minutes)–  Booker T vs. Diamond Dallas Page


Booker out first….Self high 5 hits DDP out…this match could determine the future of WCW.


DDP takes the early advantage. DDP teases for the Diamond Cutter several times, Booker is too smart. Booker cuts off with a reversal into the corner…Booker T is working the back of DDP. Booker T feels the title within his grasp…Booker heads to the top rope for his Ghetto Blaster…DDP stumbles into ropes..nuts Booker…DDP goes for the superplex…pushed off…Booker T off the top rope…DDP with a diamond cutter on Booker….1,2, Booker T gets his foot on the bottom rope..ref doesn’t see it..3. Celebration ensues…crowd goes crazy…


Sal points out the foot on the rope…we’ll see you next week.


That's it...my Nitro. Would you watch?

Tuesday, January 24, 2012

XOC Podcast #12 - Runaway Insult Train...

XOC Podcast #12
"Runaway Insult Train"


On this episode of The Extreme Odd Couple, both Steve Corino and Rob Dimension are on edge. Insults are thrown right from the start.


Topics today discussed - Dimension tell's his Will Smith Screw Job story, can anyone trust this guy again?  Plus, Steve Corino starts off the "What If" segment with What If Magnum TA never had his accident...wait until you see where this one goes. Also, Corino makes it a point to bash Dimension's taste in almost everything. Dimension talks Stoogeum, Joe PA is brought up...plus...what do unclog a drain with? Our own, DIY Dimension shares his knowledge...or lack off.




The guys also play the game - "Who would you bang?" This time, through the eyes of Jack Tripper from Three's Company. Who's safe? Who's the clinger? We're sure you've thought of it before.







Dimension gets Jerky...Sizzle chest!



This week, I had a chance to give The Jerky Boys Podcast show a call. Being a fan since 1994, I could not wait to talk with Johnny Brennan. Some people will instantly know Brennan from his work on The Family Guy as Mort Goldman, having been a part of the Hugely popular show since the start in 2001.



I have been listening to the newly launched podcast since the start and it brings back some fond memories of long trips, just laughing my ass off while I'd drive. From Frank Rizzo to Jack Tors, but my favorite character from Brennan has to be Sol Rosenberg. Sol (pictured left) captures the innocence of an older man, who always seems to end up in trouble. 


In addition to asking Brennan some questions about the Jerky Boys past, I ask him to play Sol's Mishap....easily my favorite bit. Sol has a firecracker go off in his hand...and hilarity ensues. 



Want to listen? Ok snapper....Here is the iTunes link  


Also visit http://www.thejerkyboys.com/ and follow Johnny on Twitter @JerkyBoysJohnny


Saturday, January 21, 2012

My Stoogeum Visit - Don't Be a Lame Brain!! You gotta go!

The Stoogeum
by: Rob Dimension


So many afternoons in front of the television spent with my 3 friends...sure they were stooges but, we shared a lot of laughs. Still today, you can stumble across some form of 3 Stooges on Tv, from the many, many shorts, to possibly an appearance on Scooby Doo (hey, I try not to miss an episode).



I was completely shocked, as you might have heard on our XOCPodcast (www.xocpodcast.com) when I found out about the 3 Stooges Museum, what was even more of a shocker...it was 2 minutes from my House!! The Stoogeum is tucked in a small business area of Spring House, PA, maybe 20 minutes from Philadelphia. From one Stooge to another...it is well worth the trip.



I head out with @BroccoliRob11 who has become a bit of a fan of the Stooges hyjinks too. This is a Free museum, but runs by your donations. Trust me when I say, it was clean, family friendly and well worth the trip.


A 100 seated Theater with classic 3 Stooges short films playing all day long. Movie Memorabilia from every era, every stooge. From the early Ted Healey days, to the bitter end of a an amazing legacy. Everything from lobby cards to Puppets. Video games, that are free to play...(of course I had to try my hand at some Stooges pinball!!). You can retrace the history...look at their contracts, uncashed checks....photos of all kinds.





 Regardless of your knowledge of 3 Stooges, chances are, you have sat and watched them in some form. Currently, on http://www.crackle.com/ you can watch the made for Tv movie, The Three Stooges, which isn't 100% factual, it gives you an idea on how much they did for the love of laughter. Thats the key here folks...Laughter. Grab the Wife, bring the kids and head out to the the Stoogeum...or I'll poke you in the eyes!!


The Stoogeum
904 Sheble Lane
Spring House, PA

They are open 1 day per month from 10am-3pm

Check the website for details and tell em that wise guy, Rob Dimension sent ya...Nyuk, Nyuk, Nyuk...




Wednesday, January 18, 2012

Scream 4 - New Decade...New Rules

Scream 4
"New Decade..New Rules"


This past weekend, I finally gave in....and watched Scream 4. I, like many others LOVED the original Scream. I felt that it made fun of the genre, it wasn't afraid to poke some fun, wasn't afraid to establish rules AND break them, it also helped launch some great careers for those involved. The unfortunate part, it spawned 2 more sequels that got worse and worser...(I know...not a word, but they were pretty bad)


I had heard mixed reviews on Scream 4, that might have played a part in me dragging my feet to view this one. Getting some of the original cast back together is a plus and Wes Craven and Kevin Williamson back at the helm, certainly makes me have some hope. Staring at the box art, it seemed like I couldn't hold out forever, I finally pushed "add to #1 position", 2 days later and I'm ready. I was so afraid of this just being a last attempt at cashing in on the "Shitty Horror Train".


All aboard....


Without giving a play by play of Scream 4, let me give my thoughts in a spoiler free review. I really liked this movie, regardless of hearing other's opinions. The "cool trend" is to openly bash commercial releases, especially sequels and remakes just don't fit here. This film mixes fresh faces with some familiar faces that have some Hollywood pull. You have cameo's by Kristin Bell, who I fell in love with from Fanboys, plus Anna Panquin, of True Blood fame (which lost me after Season 2..haha). Plus, the regular cast of Neve Campbell who returns to Woodsboro to promote her book. Dewey (David Arquette) and Gale (Courteney Cox) are there...but we see some of Sidney's family pulled into the mix. Kind of a passing of the torch.



They introduce Emma Robert (with some star power family bloodlines in Julia Roberts & Eric Roberts) as Sidney's cousin Jill. Jill, plays the perfect victim..she's small, frail and cute. Hayden Panettiere is her friend, who looks HOT with short hair, but who do we start to suspect amongst the mix? Lot's of murder, twists, mixed in with typical Scream comedy...makes this a winner.


Will everyone like this? Probably not, but I felt this was a great return to where it began. Good writing, simply Ghostface phone calls, that always make me smile, plus everyone plays the roles great. I would recommend this one, especially if you liked the original.


My Recommendation - Definitely a Dvd buy. It has some rewatch value. I would watch part 1 and be satisfied with jumping to part 4. I'm good without the Cotton Weary continuation, without the extra nonsense from part 2 or 3. I really do like the Stab franchise mixture though.



* My recommendation system - I rate movies on a system - A Combo purchase (The Blu Ray, dvd and Digital download) being the best and simply watching it on Tv, or even passing being the bottom of barrel. Instead of rating it by stars, I think judging how much time or money we spend on a film, means much more than just stars.


Tuesday, January 17, 2012

XOC Podcast #11 - This One Might Sting!!

XOC Podcast #11
"This one might sting!!"

Fresh after a week off, Dimension and Corino return with TONS of topics...over 90 minutes of show!!!!



Dimension talks a little family life and instigates Corino on Tebow! The guys talk about the upcoming film project "The Challenge" and how YOU can get involved.


Steve Corino fixes the economy!! This is a must listen, as Steve goes on a 20 minute tirade. Just awesome to hear him speak out on some topics. Dimension finally gives his Monday Night Nitro and Corino admits "It's really good!" We know...we were shocked too!


While you listen, live tweet to the guys @SteveCorino and @RobDimension on Twitter..we want to know what you think. Enjoy the show





Thursday, January 12, 2012

High Scores Arcade is my Graceland!!

High Scores Arcade is my Graceland!!



Being middle aged (I'm 41, eat bad and hate working out...so reaching 80 is a stretch) the days of visiting the classic arcades is something I miss a lot. Walking into dim lit happiness, the sounds of quarters dropping and the joyful shots being fired by Galaga are memories from yesterday...or so I thought!!



I had caught wind of an arcade in Burlington, NJ (which is about 30 minutes from my house) made this a journey of EPICNESS. On Friday, I grabbed Kim (@KimDimension) & good ole' Broccoli Rob (@BroccoliRob11) and set forth on any gamers destiny to High Scores Arcade...to become one with game (cue Star Wars Imperial March music).



High Scores Interactive Arcade is nestled in a very nice business district, amongst rows of small, personable businesses. The place is small, so driving by, you can miss it, but honestly...it's perfect. Upon walking in, I hear Star Wars Cantina disco remix, I'm thrust instantly back to my early teen years and my pocket that is holding my $6 in $1's, feels the need to find the change machine.




I snoop around a bit, while Kim heads directly for BurgerTime and Broccoli Rob looks for Donkey Kong in hopes to dethrone the likes of Billy Mitchell or Steve Weibe. I seek the owners and meet Shawn and Meg, who are extremely nice and genuine. They give me the tour, showing my some of these treasures, while my mouth waters, plus..what I enjoyed, was how each game had a personal story behind it. Shawn, see's Broccoli Rob's interest in Donkey Kong and offers him a lesson, which was awesome. He explained the levels, insider tips and gave him some hope. Meg, was showing off her skills at Star Wars, saying she was "pretty good, but some of the best players in the world have mopped the floor with her scores".


This is the part I enjoyed the most...in today's economy, it's important to find some entertainment that is fun, cheap and has something to offer everyone in the fmaily. High Scores Aracde is just that...very family friendly. The games are classic, at classic prices...25 and 50 cents per play. The staff is friendly, knowledgable and make you feel at home. For our family...we spent $20 total and played for 2 hours. You simply can not beat that...it was a blast. Such a blast in fact, we went back on Saturday night and played another 2 hours.



Look for High Scores on Facebook  

High Scores Arcade
348 High Street
Burlington, New Jersey
Hours (Fri 6-10pm & Sat 2pm-10pm)

Now, go play, have fun and remember to Insert Coin!!

Friday, January 6, 2012

Groundhog Day - How long was the Time Loop?

Groundhog Day
How long was the Time Loop?



As I sit and look for something to watch, Groundhog Day pops up. A fun, fantastic film that everyone enjoys. When others discuss time travel in relation to Back to the Future, the time parodox discussion often passes over Groundhog Day...not any more.


A cult classic comedy/drama starring former Saturday Night Live Alumi, comedic icon Bill Murray. In the film, Murray plays Phil Connor's, a disgruntled weatherman sent to Puxatony, PA to cover the Groundhog Day festivities. Unfortunately, Phil is forced to relive the same day, getting stuck in a time loop.....but for exactly how long?


First, let's get to know the term Time Loop - Used mostly as a plot device in Science Fiction (Doctor Who and Tru Calling used Time Loops), creating a reoccurence/restart in time, after a few hours or maybe a day (as used in Groundhog Day) with most losing memory of what happened. In Groundhog Day, everyone surrounding Phil Connor's had no retention of the previous day's events. This allowed him to basically have free reign....learning skills, re-watching events and even cheating death.



BING!!!

Director Harold Ramis, on the Dvd commentary, estimated the time loop as "about 10 years", then after an article on Wolf Gnards added to the discussion, Ramis came back with a follow up statement of 8 Years, 8 Months and 16 Days. I should also add, the number 10,000 years has been thrown around by Ramis also, but that seems too farfetched. Can I accept that amount? Is it possible Phil Connor's could learn to play the piano, become a master ice sculptor and become fluent in French in just over 8 years?..........Let's look.


Rules I am using for calculation - Once a skill is learned, in order to maintain that skill, Phil would have to work approx 1 hour per day to maintain said skill. While he wakes up everyday, everything is restarted, his past day experience is NOT. He would still recollect everything from the prior day (not like 50 First Dates). If Phil makes a passing comment about something, I will take his comment into account. There will be plenty of days where I think his focus was geared to one particular accomplishment.  


In the film itself, there are 36-38 days depicted, depending if some of the same events occured on the same day. A slap could have occured the same day as a Ned Ryerson interaction happened. It's not like he restart as soon as his day went array, he was forced to live the day, with each day starting at 6am. +38 days

Let's look at his events:

Suicide - Phil attempted suicide at least 7 times, as he was quoted "I have been stabbed, shot, poisoned, frozen, hung, electrocuted, and burned." So who know's how much more creative Phil was during his darkest days. I'm going to round up to 10 days of Suicide. +10 days


Piano Playing Expert - It shows Phil going for Piano lessons, paying for time, but the exact amount of time was never determined. Let's say Phil had 0 piano experience, which seems logical. After doing some research, piano playing is based on Grades (Levels). The rough guess is to play Beethoven from scratch would be roughly 7-10 years. Let's figure Phil played 4-5 hours per day to learn (it would be based around how much money the instructor required to put in a full day of lessons), so I feel comfortable with roughly guessing with Phil became a master player in 5 years. Now, this assumption is that Phil learned more than just one song, he strived to achieve. - +5 years



Throwing Playing Cards Expert - Phil makes a passing comment to Rita, that to become an expert at throwing playing cards into a hat would take - “Six months. Four to five hours a day, and you’d be an expert.” So, I'm assuming that this was the highlight of Phils day, not worrying about much else. I might even say this occured during the "Connor Dark Days" of self loathing and depression. -  +6 months


Ice Sculpting - This one is tricky. To become an expert in anything is tough, to Ice Sculpt is even harder. The guess would be 10,000 hours, based on experts recolection of time spent to master the art. So, let's say Phil was able to deal with the cold, and he spent 3 hours per day learning his new found art, and he went to learn everyday, in a row, with no skipping, it would account for 3,333 days in a row. So, let's call a safe number at 9 years, 6 months to round off the days. -
+9 years & 6 months


Speaking Fluent French - Connor's also in the film has learned fluent French. As seen, he recites a French poem flawlessly and Ramis has also said that Connor's learned the language. I took 2 years of Spanish for 2o minutes a day, 5 days a week, for 2 years and couldn't say shit in Spanish...so let'e look at how long Phil would need to become fluent. Ok, thanks to google...I found out the following :


The time it takes to become fluent depends on several things, the most important of which is whether you are living in a francophone country. If you live someplace like France or Québec for a year, you will most likely be fluent towards the end of that. If you're not living in a francophone country, it can take 5 to 10 years, or more.
The other factors are


1.Your age - the younger you are when you start, the better


2.Your aptitude for language - some people are just better at language than others


3.The effort you put into learning - if you practice every day you'll learn and remember a lot more than someone who goes to class once a week but never practices outside of class

I'm also going to assume..haha...that Puxatony is NOT Francophone country..so we will go with the latter. I am sticking with approx 8 years. Again, I'm basing this on Phil only dedicating a few hours per day, possibly working on other skills or finding a new way to impress Rita. +8 years


Now, there will be many additional days that could go unaccounted, how many days does he care for the Homeless man? He does refer to him as Dad, so was a bond made over time? I will say yes, we see at least 3 instances of them spending seperate occasions together. I would say Phil spent at least 14 days working with the old man, bonding and trying to change the eventual outcome of death, which was unavoidable.
+14 days


The Movie Theater quote - Phil is seen dressed up, in what I think is a Spagetti Western outfit with a French Maid, where he see's Nancy, at the Alpine Theater to see Heidi 2 where he says "I've seen this 100's of times". Hundreds of times? Ok, so, Phil probably spent 200 days, my guess, at the movies. It would be something I would look into, if I were stuck.
+200 days



The Armored Car Robbery - Phil, who has every observation down, during this segment, has obviously spent many, many hours planning this heist. From the dog barking, the car passing, the roll of quarters to Felix dropping the coins...it's all there. How many days would it take to observe this? I even asked my Wife, just to get an outsiders opinion. She says "At least 30 days", this is picking one event in your day, learning the next 3 minutes of occurances where many factors fall into play. I will go one step further and add an additonal 15 days, bring the total to 45 days to pull off a flawless bank robbery. + 45 days


Lost time - Obviously, we have lost time that go unaccounted for, times where Phil was depressed and never left his bed, I'm sure Phil spent countless hours building a database of Rita's like's and dislikes. We also learn that Phil learn's the Heimlich maneuver, he learned the medicine including to be a Chiropractor. Connor's also built a repertoire with everyone in town, that no doubt, resulted in countless hours of research plus saving the falling child from the tree, "I save you everyday and never get a thank you". Granted, this is just an overview of the time spent in the time loop...with many variables. I feel this was an additonal 3 years.
+ 3 Years


My Final Estimation - 26 years & 308 days
Thats - 9,798 days
Or - 235,152 hours

This is just a simple, non mathmatical method for a geek to enjoy Groundhog Day a little more. Hopefully, you enjoy this day and remember "I sure as heckfire remember you"...I love Ned Ryerson!


You can watch Groundhog Day FREE on Crackle

Thursday, January 5, 2012

More "Peeking at Pictures" - Documentaries



Rob Dimension
"Peeks at Pictures"
DOCUMENTARIES

Lately, I have been watching a good amount of documentaries...you know..behind the scenes stuff, peoples opinions or an outsiders glimpse of a rival. Some succeed, some fail...after all, if I have 0 idea about the subject matter, you need to hold my interest. The nerd mood I have been in, makes choosing these titles has been easy. Granted, the subject matter of my choosing has been rather fun and somewhere along the way, these topics have been a part of my life.



The Best Worst Movie - Troll 2 has always been acclaimed as the "Worst Movie Ever Made". This film documents Cult status Troll 2 has achieved and the lives it's impacted...and it's a fun ride.

When you set out to make a film, obviously, you are hoping people watch, enjoy and help spread the word. Troll 2, released in 1989 was unleashed upon the Horror community...regardless, if we were ready of not. Having nothing to do with the original, Troll 2 has poor acting, a bad script and a slightly delusional director. This documentary exposes us to the underground movement of Troll 2 parties. Screening and the chaos that follows. The visionary Italian couple responsible makes some scenes a little uncomfortable to watch.

I liked this movie...a lot. Directed by Michael Paul Stephenson, who starred in Troll 2 as a child. It shows the lengths he goes to gather the former cast...sometimes, the "catching up" can be funny...and honestly, sad, but in the end, you will enjoy the ride. Stand out in this feature is George Hardy, a Dentist, who made the bold statement "You can't Piss on Hospitality..I won't allow it!" Hardy is a great focal point for this, he's funny, seems genuine and truly loves the attention. While I truly found Hardy a nice guy, his opinion towards the Horror community was a little off putting. Regardless, this one is for everyone who has sat through and loved a movie that's "so bad...it's a winner".




The People vs George Lucas - Let me get this right out there...I LOVE Star Wars and once a day, some form of a Star Wars quote is spoken by me. George Lucas is the mind behind my childhood, teenage an adult obsession but let's face it...Our Uncle George has messed with "The Galaxy Far, Far Away" a little too much.

This documentary is by the fans. The fans who have stood in line for the prequels, the fans who have spend thousands of dollars on Star Wars merchandise and the fans, who regardless of what others say, believe in the Force. Granted, suffering through the multi- releases in every format, those awful prequels and the constant tinkering has made us all a little mad. This documentary is Our story!

While you could say it's 92 minutes of bitching and whining...well, ok, it is. Where is the versions of the Classic's, why the constant changes? Listen and witness Lucas talk about changing, updating and moving on in the Original Trilogy, never letting us rewatch the originals, the way we remember. Filled with opinions, fan films, plus exposure to tons of bigger nerds than me, this is a MUST watch!! (I hate saying that..but I watched this one a few times)

Let me say, I feel Lucas has made enough money off of me, but I still want the Originals released, the want the shoddy effects, the lacking CGI...I want more of the damn puppet Yoda!!! I NEED to see Han shoot first, I NEVER need to see Han step on Jabba's tail...that shit is AW-Fkn-Ful. If you agree, love "The Wars" and want to feel like part of the fandom...this is worth check out. Damn you George!!